How Infinite Crisis will end

I think it will end with the revelation that just prior to getting shot in the head, Blue Beetle was replaced by Hank Hall, who was just about to become Monarch, who was really supposed to Captain Atom. We'll then find out that Captain Atom is secretly in love with Aquaman, who has secretly regrown his hand, and on that hand is until now unknown "spare" Green Lantern ring.  With that ring, Aquaman, in an attempt to make life better for him and Atom, will restart the universe, but he'll be confronted by Scarlet Witch, who's being "handled" by Professor Xavier, who is really a clone of his former self, which has actually become the host to a Brood egg. When the Brood egg hatches (after the universe restarts), some Predators will come to Earth and kill everyone but Danny Glover and Arnold Schwarzenegger. With only Arnie and Danny surrviving, their comics will be canceled, because no one finds them all that interesting.

Those cancellations will cause the industry to dry up, forcing hundreds of talented creators (and some not-so-talented creators) back into the world of "real" work. Those former industry officials will move into the "civillian" sector and steal our jobs and leave us homeless and helpless.

It's a sad story, but that's what will happen.

 

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